the poster boasts that this is "the most outrageous movie ever made".... i was outraged all right.i'm going to start this review with my rating of it: 1 out of 5 stars.... this was a movie where they took 1 part Cinemax midnight movie, 1 part Russ Meyer movie, 2 parts low budget schlock, and 1 part stop animation.... mix for an hour and change, throw directly in the toilet.... that's the recipie for this movie.... it looks fairly nice, i mean the cinematography is decent.... but the script is about as entertaining as the phone book.... the actors, if you can call them that, are just there as talking props.... the unknown killer that's revealed at the ending, is just plain stupid.... and the nudity is pointless and tiresome.... i guess it's a step up for Mary Carey.... instead of doing porn, she can show her range in a mainstream movie.... LOL
i doubt any of you will actually ever watch this, but just in case.... i won't give away the ending.... needless to say, it's piss poor even by low budget standards.... the story goes that a son comes home to his father's after being away at college.... his father is with a much younger woman, played by Mary Carey.... some stuff occurs, people start dying and the son begins to suspect his father.... meanwhile, the son is having an affair with the younger woman, right in front of his father's face.... almost literally.... they eventually find out who the real killer is and that's the point where you either turn it off or pause it to drink until you're blind and just don't care anymore about what you're seeing....
bad, bad, bad.
instead of this, watch: a Cinemax late night movie, a Russ Meyer movie or paint drying
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