my brief thoughts on.... 'Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'

i'm surprised how many people have heard of this and seen it....! first advice for you, if you watch this, watch it with friends.... and beer.... it's not fantastic.... it's poorly acted.... the special effects are below low grade.... it's silly and poorly scripted.... not too mention it's overdubbed.... i suppose to get a better sound quality.... but it's kind of distracting.... the only real saving grace of this movie is the Mexican wrestler.... Santos....! (and even he's not that good.).... i guess the point of this brief review is that this is a guys night out kind of movie.... plain and simple.... for b-movie lovers only....

as the story goes.... lesbian vampires are running wild.... a couple of priests go and get Jesus from the oceanside.... and he cuts his hair, gets his ears pierced and sings a song then goes out to kick some ass.... the ass kicking is sub par by the way.... it's entertaining in a way.... especially the scene where he fights all the Atheists.... it's the crowning moment of the movie.... i gave it a low 2 out of 5 stars.... the only thing that raised it out of the gutter was Santos.... other than that.... this does not come with the Uncle Joel seal of approval.

if you enjoyed this: i'm sorry